Friday, December 24, 2010

MERRY XXXMAS

Just a quick story for you guys, from a few Christmases ago. 
So our entire family gets together every year, No big deal. Aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, friends of family, sisters, parents, the boyfriends, girlfriends, and so on. It's always a huge ordeal as I am sure it is for you guys. Anyways we go to throw on some nice Christmas movie on the brand new big screen. Everybody is pumped, because the LCD flatscreens were pretty new at this time. So the entire room is focused on the TV now, and my uncle flips it on. 
PORN. Fuckin loud, close-up, and clearer then we've ever seen it.
Grossest part is, it's at my GRANDPARENTS house.
Merry XXXmas everyone.


21 comments:

  1. Haha, that will be a story to also explain to your grand kids.

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  2. I swear, the older my grandparents get, the bigger perves they become.

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  3. Haha nothing like testicles in High Def to start the holiday right

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  4. they should make a coffee table book about weird christmas stories. but this book, in particular, would ONLY contain THAT story. A few pages showing the players in this situation, maybe a bit of background on them, the spread of food you were all probably digging, the tv in question, then bam - the actual port. It'd be a short coffee table book. But one we'd buy. Merry Christmas.

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  5. What a bummer to get put on Santa's naughty list for the next year right away...

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  6. doesn't get any more awkward than that.

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  7. Wow, how would you even explain that? Talk about awkward.

    Merry christmas! :)

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  8. now you have a story to explain to your grandkids xD

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  9. Oh god! I can imagine your faces

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