So our entire family gets together every year, No big deal. Aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, friends of family, sisters, parents, the boyfriends, girlfriends, and so on. It's always a huge ordeal as I am sure it is for you guys. Anyways we go to throw on some nice Christmas movie on the brand new big screen. Everybody is pumped, because the LCD flatscreens were pretty new at this time. So the entire room is focused on the TV now, and my uncle flips it on.
PORN. Fuckin loud, close-up, and clearer then we've ever seen it.
Grossest part is, it's at my GRANDPARENTS house.
Merry XXXmas everyone.