Tuesday, November 30, 2010

POTENTIALLY THE GREATEST FIGHT SCENE OF ALL TIME


WTF is this? Are you serious? How fuckin hurt are trekkies..,,they actually enjoy this shit? Omg...I threw up a bit watching this...and not an excited throw-up one experiences during dubstep videos or sporting events. This is the slowest fight of all time. HAHAHAHA

WOW. This is painful to watch. 80s video dating montage.



Hahahahahahahahahaha holy shit. This is so god damn awkward. The guy at 1;18 is epic...I'd probably shake his hand. The rest of these dummies are a bunch of worms. So many unreal quotes....these guys are somethin else.



Monday, November 29, 2010

AHNOLD IS HARD AS SHIT


How hard is ahnold? 10 Bucks says his gf got beat up that night.

MINI DADDY



HAHAHAHA. What a fuckin ridiculous song...I like how its a little chubby kid and he's wheelin mad 9 year old bitches...ridiculous. And shame on those girls parents.






OWEN WILSON

I honestly think Owen Wilson is the fuckin man. I was watching Zoolander yesterday and I forgot how fuckin funny he is. He's got the best character in every movie he's in. Also his 'Yeah Right!' segment still get me every time hahaha he's so god damn sincere.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

LAZY DAY


I can't do much today...this weekend crippled me. I'll be back in action by tomorrow..hopefully.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

GETTIN SHITFACED AGAIN..HEREZ A PIC ER 2..ER 3







hangover face

Have you guys ever noticed that your face changes when you are hungover...like you look like a completely different person. I honestly think I'm a handsome fellow...but when I have 'hangover face' I am so god damn ugly. It's like my face morphs into a sweaty..sick..starving..malnourished..sunken monster. Everyone knows when I got stupified the night before because of my serious hangover face.
anywho...Now I have to go quote on a job...gonna make a great first impression..lol..considering this is what my face looks like;


take care everyone...and if you too have hangover face, you're not alone.

prety much drunk as fuck boys

ehey guys im pretty drunk as fuck .., about to fg o to the bar,..gonna elt my friends express their opinon/ what is on their mind ... please dont take offenxe the7 dont know u guys and they dont understand whats goin on.., thanks huys i mean gusy

Shawn- im a huge lebanese nig nog, i completely miss my friends.. fuck this all reminds me of night back in the day. randan and brad are gay 100%.. no doubt in my mind.. its kinda fucked up.. i miss everything about this shit its fucked up as well. anyways im out. enjoy life. peace

my name is bodiddly, im fucking shitty druhnk. i like to eat puissyu . it doesnt feven taste bad. because im better then brad,. brb i gotta hit bard

shawn- Randan just ass fucked brad, thats fucked. im goin tog home. peace/

Friday, November 26, 2010

CRAZY 6 YEAR OLD!


I was still in fuckin' diapers at 6..........is that not normal?

I LIKE TO CALL THIS...TOUGH GUY FAIL


I am actually the one who is filiming this...we were at a party years ago in highschool, and the bigger guy thought it'd be fun to go 'shot for shot' with the smaller guy. He was clearly extremely cocky. Fantastic result...also fantastic cameraman skills too if I do say so myself.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

OMG SO STRONG..AMAZING

HMM..ENJOY BEING A WOMAN?


Yes...enjoy being a woman... AKA: Enjoy cleaning out your vagina. Doesn't this package make it look wonderful? Personally I enjoy not being a woman, because I don't have to douche. (And because of periods, pregnancy, giving birth, and doing dishes)...but that's beside the point.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

BEER BOTTLE BROKEN OVER MY HEAD

WELL...THAT SUCKS


LOL..a cheeseburger...not even a double cheeseburger. How fuckin hungry was she? She could've begged for money on a street corner for 10 min and got enough change to grab a McDouble er somethin. Ah well, I hope for her sake it was a fuckin awesome cheeseburger.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

POTENTIALLY THE MOST BADASS COMMERCIAL EVER

MOVEMBER

Movember is coming to a close soon, and I finally get to shave off this dirty little mustache off of my stupid little face...before I do so, I'd like to honour the TOP 5 GREATEST MUSTACHES OF ALL TIME. Yes, that's right... the TOP 5 GREATEST MUSTACHES OF ALL TIME. Beauty.


FIVE

    REASON: It's a girl...with a mustache...she doesn't give a fuck...it's so fuckin dusty.

FOUR

REASON: Sick..especially the wrap-around nipples... but loses points because the neck hair is thicker than the actual mustache..and neck beards are fucked.

THREE

REASON: Huge curl..similar to a white hairy curly fry. Also It's an old guy wearing a helmet..a striped helmet. Look how fast that helmet is.

TWO

REASON: He probably needed help throwin gel on this...his arms can't reach the tips. Also I dont even think he is wearing a shirt underneath.

ONE

REASON: Symmetry. That's extrememly symmetrical, and I like that. I enjoy symmetry. Also he seems to be a train conductor, which means he has a job..which is sick.

HONOURABLE MENTION
ORLANDO BLOOM

REASON: He's so hot right now

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PAVEL BURE?

We all know his gay little brother is 'battling with the blades' with DJ Tanner or some shit, but what the fuck happened to the Russian Rocket. Only 702 games played in the NHL? And you got a loser like Donald Brazear who hangs around for over 1000..that's ghey.
The only thing sicker then that filthy little snapshot of his was his flow. <--Now that's a fuckin haircut.


"on December 27, 2004, Russian cosmetics chain Arbat Prestige published a story in their free promotional paper that Bure had bragged about Kournikova losing her virginity to him"
...irrelevant but sick.


Anyways, R.I.P. Bure, you were a beauty

FLAMING TENNIS BALL TO THE FACE



Me huckin' the ole tennis ball at his melon.

Monday, November 22, 2010

LEGIT ONE PUNCH KNOCKOUT


Hilarious one punch knockout that I filmed at a party.
The big guy asked for it!