REASON: It's a girl...with a mustache...she doesn't give a fuck...it's so fuckin dusty.
REASON: Sick..especially the wrap-around nipples... but loses points because the neck hair is thicker than the actual mustache..and neck beards are fucked.
REASON: Huge curl..similar to a white hairy curly fry. Also It's an old guy wearing a helmet..a striped helmet. Look how fast that helmet is.
REASON: He probably needed help throwin gel on this...his arms can't reach the tips. Also I dont even think he is wearing a shirt underneath.
REASON: Symmetry. That's extrememly symmetrical, and I like that. I enjoy symmetry. Also he seems to be a train conductor, which means he has a job..which is sick.
REASON: He's so hot right now