Friday, December 24, 2010

MERRY XXXMAS

Just a quick story for you guys, from a few Christmases ago. 
So our entire family gets together every year, No big deal. Aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, friends of family, sisters, parents, the boyfriends, girlfriends, and so on. It's always a huge ordeal as I am sure it is for you guys. Anyways we go to throw on some nice Christmas movie on the brand new big screen. Everybody is pumped, because the LCD flatscreens were pretty new at this time. So the entire room is focused on the TV now, and my uncle flips it on. 
PORN. Fuckin loud, close-up, and clearer then we've ever seen it.
Grossest part is, it's at my GRANDPARENTS house.
Merry XXXmas everyone.


Posted by MikeyB at 9:21 AM

21 comments:

  1. CandleintheDarkDecember 24, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    Haha, that will be a story to also explain to your grand kids.

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  2. VaporDecember 24, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    Who spiked Santa's milk?

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  3. Cpt PownzorDecember 24, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    santa gone and done it

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  4. BillyDecember 24, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    I swear, the older my grandparents get, the bigger perves they become.

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  5. noogDecember 24, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    Haha nothing like testicles in High Def to start the holiday right

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  6. The ChampDecember 24, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    Ah the holidaze.

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  7. Classically Trained NubDecember 24, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    But was it in High Def?

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  8. Suciô SanchezDecember 24, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Up tight and out of sight.

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  9. Major MackDecember 25, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    Was it any good?

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  10. The Angry VegetarianDecember 25, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    they should make a coffee table book about weird christmas stories. but this book, in particular, would ONLY contain THAT story. A few pages showing the players in this situation, maybe a bit of background on them, the spread of food you were all probably digging, the tv in question, then bam - the actual port. It'd be a short coffee table book. But one we'd buy. Merry Christmas.

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  11. David DavidsonDecember 25, 2010 at 3:05 AM

    yikes, sounds awkward.

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  12. Jimmy FungusDecember 25, 2010 at 4:02 AM

    What a bummer to get put on Santa's naughty list for the next year right away...

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  13. ericsDecember 25, 2010 at 4:12 AM

    doesn't get any more awkward than that.

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  14. ArianDecember 25, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    HD porn? Gotta try that hahah

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  15. Justsayin'December 25, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    lmao! too funny!

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  16. SoreLosersGamingDecember 25, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Wow, how would you even explain that? Talk about awkward.

    Merry christmas! :)

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  17. Mister SharafDecember 25, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    good post :) have a nic etime

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  18. AlexDecember 26, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    now you have a story to explain to your grandkids xD

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  19. mindDecember 26, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    yeah granny porn

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  20. BrutDecember 26, 2010 at 11:40 PM

    Love it.

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  21. AnonymousDecember 27, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    Oh god! I can imagine your faces

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