MOVEMBER

Movember is coming to a close soon, and I finally get to shave off this dirty little mustache off of my stupid little face...before I do so, I'd like to honour the TOP 5 GREATEST MUSTACHES OF ALL TIME. Yes, that's right... the TOP 5 GREATEST MUSTACHES OF ALL TIME. Beauty.

FIVE

    REASON: It's a girl...with a mustache...she doesn't give a fuck...it's so fuckin dusty.

FOUR

REASON: Sick..especially the wrap-around nipples... but loses points because the neck hair is thicker than the actual mustache..and neck beards are fucked.

THREE

REASON: Huge curl..similar to a white hairy curly fry. Also It's an old guy wearing a helmet..a striped helmet. Look how fast that helmet is.

TWO

REASON: He probably needed help throwin gel on this...his arms can't reach the tips. Also I dont even think he is wearing a shirt underneath.

ONE

REASON: Symmetry. That's extrememly symmetrical, and I like that. I enjoy symmetry. Also he seems to be a train conductor, which means he has a job..which is sick.

HONOURABLE MENTION

ORLANDO BLOOM

REASON: He's so hot right now